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Cinema Seats

The man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh Odeon cinema. When the usher came by and noticed this he whispered to the chap, “Sorry, sir, but you’re only allowed one seat.”

The man groaned but didn’t budge. The usher became more impatient. “Sir, if you don’t get up from there, I’m going to have to call the manager.”

The man just groaned.

The usher marched briskly back up the aisle. In a moment he returned with the manager. Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move the man, but with no success. Finally, they summoned the police. The cop surveyed the situation briefly then asked, “All right mate, what’s you’re name?”

“Sam,” the man moaned.

“Where are you from, Sam?”

With pain in his voice Sam replied…. “The balcony.”

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