For Women Only

A group of girlfriends are on vacation when they see a six-story hotel with a sign that reads, “For Women Only.” Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in. The bouncer, a very attractive guy,explains to them how it works. “We have six stories, including the lobby,” he says. “Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. To help you, each floor has a sign telling you what’s on it.”

They get on the elevator and start going up. When the doors open on the second floor, they see a sign reading, “All the men here are short and plain.” The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.

The sign on the third floor reads, “All the men here short and attractive.” The friends shrug and continue on up.

They reach the fourth floor, where the sign reads, “All the men here are tall and attractive.” Still wanting to do better, they continued up.

On the fifth floor, the sign reads: “All the men here are tall, attractive, and wealthy.” The women are now excited, but after some discussion, the ladies all decide to take the elevator up to the last floor to see what awaits them there.

The elevator doors open, and the ladies find a sign that reads, “There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman.”