Little Johnnie

Little Johnnie comes down to breakfast. Since he lives on a farm his mom asks if he’s done his chores . Not yet he replies His mom tells him no breakfast until his chores are done.

Well he’s pissed off , so he goes to feed the chickens and kicks the chickens , he goes to feed the cows and kicks the cows , he goes to feed the pigs and kicks the pigs .

He goes back in for breakfast and his mom gives him a bowl of dry cereal . “How come I don’t get any eggs and bacon and no milk on my cereal ?”

Well, mom says I saw you kick the chickens , “so no eggs for a week . I saw you kick the pigs , so no bacon for a week either . I also saw you kick the cow so for a week you don’t get any milk on your cereal .”

Just then his father comes in for breakfast and kicks the cat half way across the kitchen.

Little Johnnie looks up at his mom and says , “are you gonna tell him or should I ?”