New Pitching Machine

The hitting coach for the Cubs enters the manager’s office. “Skipper,” he says, “I’ve got some good news and some bad news.”

“What’s the good news?” the manager replies.

“You know that new pitching machine we bought to help the guys with batting practice? We got it installed, and the guys started using it today.”

“Okay, what’s the bad news?”

“It just beat us 5-1.”