A redneck gets married and on his wedding night finds his bride in the sexiest piece of lingerie he’s ever laid eyes on.
She looks at him and says “I want you to know that you’ll be my first and only man.”
The redneck quickly re-dresses and angrily grabs his wife and throws her in the truck and drops her off at her parent’s home.
A few minutes later his father calls and asks what’s the matter to which the redneck replied.
” If she ain’t good enough for her own family she ain’t good enough for mine!”