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Rules Of Seniors Complex

On the first day at the new seniors complex, the manager addressed all the new seniors pointing out some of the rules:

“The female sleeping quarters will be out-of-bounds for all males, and the male dormitory to the females. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time.”

He continued, “Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60.

Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $180.

Are there any questions?”

At this point, an older gentleman stood up in the crowd inquired:

“How much for a season pass?”

The Half-Wit Farmer

Ninety-Three Years Old