Scotsman And Fly

A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a Scotsman all order drinks at the same bar. As they start to drink, all three find flies in their glasses.

The Frenchman angrily summons the bartender and demands a new drink.

The Englishman quietly plucks the fly from his glass and downs his drink.

And the Scotsman holds the fly by its wings over his glass, furiously yelling, “Spit it out! Spit it out!”