Shingles

A man walked into a doctor’s office.

The receptionist asked him what he had.

He replied, “I got shingles.”

She said, “Fill out this form with your name, address, and insurance number. When you’re done, take a seat.”

Fifteen minutes later, the nurse’s aide came out, took him to the examining room and asked him what he had.

He said, “I got shingles.”

So she took down his height, weight, and complete medical history, then said, “Change into this gown.”

A half hour later, the nurse came in and asked him what he had. He said, “I got shingles.”

She gave him a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and told him to wait for the doctor. An hour later, the doctor came in and asked him what he had.

He said, “I got shingles.”

The doctor gave him a thorough examination and said, “I’ve checked you thoroughly. I can’t find shingles anywhere.”

The man replied, “They’re outside in my truck. Where do you want them?”