Whatever God Catches

Three ministers are talking about how they treat the collection plate take. The first minister says, “I draw a circle on the floor and then toss the money in the air. Any money that lands in the circle goes to the church; whatever lands outside of it goes to me.”

“That’s pretty much my system,” the second minister replies. “I draw a line on the floor and then toss the money in the air. Everything on one side goes to the church; everything on the other side goes to me.”

The third minister nods, saying, “The way I do it, I toss the money in the air. Whatever God catches, He can keep!”