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Wife and Husband Talking

A wife asks her husband, “Honey, if I died, would you remarry?”

“After a considerable period of grieving,” he says, “I guess I would. We all need companionship.”

“If I died and you remarried,” the wife asks, “would she live in this house?”

“We’ve spent a lot of money getting this house just the way we want it. I guess so.”

“If I died and you remarried and she lived in this house,” the wife asks, “would she sleep in our bed?”

“Well, the bed is brand-new. It’s going to last a long time. I guess she would.”

“If I died and you remarried and she lived in this house and slept in our bed, would she use my golf clubs?”

“Oh, no,” the husband replies,…

“She’s left-handed.”

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