You’re Just Lazy

A man tells his doctor that he isn’t able to do all the things around the house that he used to do. When the examination is complete, he says, “Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain English what is wrong with me.”

“Well, in plain English,” the doctor replies, “you’re just lazy.”

“Okay,” says the man. “Now give me the medical term so I can tell my wife.”